3 posts tagged “librarian”
There are soooo many things I want to tell you, my dear library patrons -
- if you booked a PC from 9 - 11, please be on time and if you are late, say 40 min, please don't kicked up a drama at the library and says we didn't booked the PC for you.
- please, don't, don't, I repeat, don't throw your library card on the table when you check out the items, pass it to me, both hands!
- be nice to me, say thank you!
- I know you pay rate and so do I, and taxes, and welfare, and GST.. so, big deal!
- latest bestseller now? Try Borders
- no, your kids are not cute, really.
- time to wash your hairs
- sleep elsewhere, no, not at the catalogue PC , not at the scary park next to the library and not at the staff carpark at night
- yes i am the librarian and yes, I have a basic degree, I have a grad dip and a master degree... yes!
- no, I am not interested.
The list goes on....
From your dearest librarian.
